With recent news coming out that MGM is negotiating with Dean Israelite to direct and Arash Amel to write the WarGames reboot, it's time to move onto the most important decision at all.
What are they going to call the supercomputer that inevitably will get hacked and almost destroy the world before learning (and teaching us all) a valuable lesson about the insanity of mutually assured destruction?More >>
Countries outside the English-speaking world seem to love appropriating American cartoon and movie imagery to promote their businesses. The odds of Walt Disney's heirs tracking down some guy in Indonesia using Donald Duck to tout his muffler repair shop are low.
This is nothing new.
But I was recently in Ecuador, in the Mariscal district of Quito, where a lot of gringos hang out while waiting for flights to Galapagos or tours up the side of active volcanos, when I saw what might be the most spectacularly named shawarma joint possible.More >>
Compiled as always with the help of Kyle LeClair, this weekend's styories saw the casting of a new Aquaman, a Hello Kitty collection that repels tomcats, a Disneylike Doctor or 13 (above), and cricket chips.
Tipsters this week include: Gallen_Dugall, SlyDante777, Citrus_King, Dr.Gonzo82, troi, Anyone00, Timely Flower-Hermit, andre_moreloMore >>
Wanna know what three new burgers will be debuting tomorrow? Want to watch us eat as we critique? Would you like to know how the PR people responded when we asked a direct question about Jack's appeal to stoners?
It's all on video this time...More >>
Yes, next January, Snickers is coming out with a variant bar that drops the nougat and contains just caramel and peanuts. They want you to pick the name, but are clearly aware enough that there's much which can go wrong with the word "nuts," they've limited it to five preselected choices:
1. Snickers Go Nuts. As in, "I have a couple of Snickers Go Nuts in my pants. What? I'm just talking about two delicious new candy bars!"
2. Snickers Xtreme. If I have to tell you why this is wrong, we are apparently communicating through a wormhole and you live in the year 1990.
3. Snickers #Morenuts. Oh dear god. A hashtag in a candy bar name. This reminds me of when they used to put the prefix "Cyber-" on everything, including apple juice.
4. Snickers Nuts Galore. I assume Nuts is the brother of Pussy Galore, and appears in a gay porn version of Goldfinger.
5. Snickers Nuts! Nice exclamation point. I guess.
6. Pay Day. (Just kidding about this one.)
I think we can all do better than these choices, don't you? Give it a shot.
From Lick Me I'm Delicious, the UK ice cream company known for such stunts as $200 glow-in-the-dark ice cream and Viagra ice cream for the private party of an unnamed (but presumably geriatric) celebrity, comes Edible Mist, which uses "ultrasonic vapourisation" to turn their ice cream flavors into smoke you can suck on with a straw. The idea is to enjoy the taste without the calories.
This part is the best, though: "We can also produce you a personalized mist from pretty much anything in the world, like your favorite book or even your hair." Because that's the problem with books and hair now - too many calories.
Now I'm really curious if there's an STD risk from making one that tastes like cock. Not curious enough to ever try it, but, you know, the thought just popped in there.More >>
Luke's mother-in-law is former LAPD, a licensed property appraiser and a self-described crazy cat lady. None of which has prepared her for TR readers. All questions and answers are real.
Hello, happy campers! It is Thursday again, or so I have been told. Anyway, having internet issues now; it keeps going up and down so hopefully all will be saved and I can get this done. Sometimes I long for the days of just paper and pen, but then even the pen runs out of ink. Last night, my provider said there was an issue with their hub - what ever that is. This week I learned how to mix concrete. Getting quite handy in my old age.
My husband had built rock walls all over our property. He was a rock hound and we have some really great rocks in the walls, quartz, tourquoise etc. He had started a wall in Nov. and I just finished it. It is one course shorter than the rest of the walls, but I thought it best to let it dry and hope that it would not fall over. Anyway, it is still standing and a couple of friends have inspected the job, and I did okay. So I have sent Luke pics of the wall. Also sent a pic of the first harvest from the garden this year. Got some raspberries, 3 string beans and a tomato. I figure with all the water, plant food, etc. these are pretty expensive veggies. Ah, but they were fun to grow. At least I can write while the
net is down. So far it's been about 10 minutes...grumble, grumble.
If I can be serious for just a moment...
No enemy's weapon felled my father-in-law, but he was still technically in service when his body failed him for good, and this is the first Memorial Day without him. As hard as he had it remembering all his Vietnam friends every time this year, so it will be for us from here on out. Whether you believed in the causes of the fallen or not, take a moment to feel for the loved ones left behind. I encourage anyone with tales of family heroes to share.
Also, an important programming note: due to Monday being a holiday for me, there will be NO Weekend Hangover list next week. So you'll want to spend extra time in this thread making sure you don't miss anything!
And now a few frivolous and fun things...More >>
Could be the best flavor combo since chocolate and...oh. Right.
These are frustratingly displayed at Walmart.com, where it tells you cannot order them online but "in stores only."
What other brands would go together this well? We're long overdue for Coca-Cola flavored Ben & Jerry's, am I right?
h/t Marty Day
As you did or did not check out Godzilla this weekend, here are some of the other happenings you might have missed, as submitted by your fellow readers and occasionally me too. Compiled with the help of Kyle LeClair; this week's tipsters include Rx79immigrant84, SlyDante777, GallenDugall, Citrus King, troi, TImely_Flower-Hermit, Dr.Gonzo82, Anyone00.More >>