We're not talking about, say, a Russian orbiting missile platform attacking a city here, people. We're talking a city council that has specifically banned space-based attacks on individuals.
Councilmember Jovanka Beckles, a member of the Richmond Progressive Alliance (RPA), introduced the resolution, saying it begins to address concerns of a Richmond resident who claims she's been targeted by "remote transmission" from space-based weaponry.Way to fight that stereotype that California progressives are flaky and weird.More >>
If you absolutely, positively cannot stop texting even while you're eating KFC, you not only have at least a 50/50 chance of being a douche, but you're also greasing up your phone. There's only one part of that problem KFC is capable of fixing, and they have, with the Tray Typer - a paper-thin keyboard that also serves as your tray insert. It's rechargeable, and connects to your device via Bluetooth. Presumably if your arteries harden into critical condition mid-eating, it will allow you to quickly alert someone...it had better, since everyone else in the place will now be too busy texting to pay attention to you falling over.
So far these are only available in Germany, but much like the music of David Hasselhoff, I imagine it will catch on here eventually.More >>
Throughout my youth, I played video games rather voraciously. I was, as a friend dubbed me, a Nintend-whore. If it was released by Nintendo between the years of 1985 and 1995, I either begged my parents for it, worked my butt off mowing lawns to afford it, or merely coveted it with every shred of my soul. To this day, there are over a dozen NES games I can defeat through sense memory alone. Despite that, however, I cannot describe myself as a "gamer." This is because, sometime around 1997 (about the time side-scrolling video games gave way to the more elaborate 3-D type), I checked out of video games altogether. To this day, I have been baffled and overwhelmed by newer video games, finding them far too elaborate, too involved, and too expensive to get into. I don't have 100 hours to devote to a Halo game. My patience wears thin if a game is more complicated than, say, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.More >>
The Abominable Snowmen on the Matterhorn Bobsled ride were always a little bit cheesy, but effective in that they were loud and made dramatic entrances. For the 60th anniversary of Disneyland, however, attempts have been made to make them just a little bit more convincing.
It's not just the animatronics that have been made more lifelike; using projected animation, there's now also a convincing view of the Yeti in action through an ice wall before you find yourself face-to-face with him/her. Notably, the beast was nowhere to be seen in the movie that inspired the ride, Third Man on the Mountain - but with Disney never hesitant to milk every asset, you can bet your frosty balls it'll be in the movie they eventually make based on the ride based on a different movie.
Now, if they can make the ride less likely to injure my knees and back, I'll be even happier. Crap, I'm aging.More >>
I am aware that this will not be a popular announcement. But it is what it is, and the best we can do is adapt.
By week's end, Livefyre comments will disappear, and Facebook-based commenting will replace it. On the tech side, people are working to preserve old comments with the goal of possibly restoring them later, but for the immediate future, they will disappear. If you want to be certain to preserve any particularly creative thing you've said, or even the infamous Tupper Adam comment, you have until Thursday afternoon to do it. I'm aware there are also issues with the site search engine - if it still does not work for you, do a targeted Google search.
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What if our 2015 actually is the very same 2015 from Back to the Future Part II - but we just don't notice because we've gotten used to it? In at least one office, we see how a normal day at work plays out in a world where everything happened as it was supposed to.
And since they still apparently have Slice soda, I'll take it, even if the tradeoff is Billy Zane with no pants.More >>
Giant steps are what you take, walking on the moon. It's good to be a robot ape, walking on the moon.
A German research center has determined that for unmanned lunar missions, the optimum robot shape would be that of a chimp, which can walk on both two legs and all fours. So they went and made one, with a fully articulated spine. It can carry some weight, and choose based on terrain whether, as George Orwell put it, four legs good, two legs better in any given situation.
So I'm not entirely clear why their next models are going to be a mantis and a scorpion, except maybe that someone in Germany is basing space travel science on their personal collection of Zoids.More >>
That certainly won't create any brand confusion at all.
Oh, but per the announcement video below, it will "blur the edge between consumption and creation." Because that's something we have a real shortage of in the United States, apparently, according to somebody who knows nothing about the world (this sentence typed by your editor whose avatar was created with a Terminator Salvation movie promo app).
You know what would sell me on a new browser? Name it "Microsoft Not-Gonna-Make-Shockwave-Crash." I and many others would adopt that immediately.More >>
A very jargon-heavy article at a very legit science news site says that Russian scientists believe this is so. Not the Cthulhu part - science's job isn't to prove or disprove the Elder Gods' existence - but the tentacle part.
Our study shows that there is a group of the Lophophore animals among the Bilateria -- Lophotrochozoa taxon, which includes the largest variety of types of animals, -- Elena Temereva says, -- The lophophore is a special organ that carries tentacles. Phoronids, brachiopods and bryozoans (ectoprocts) have collectively been called lophophorate, because they have the lophophore. However, multiple molecular phylogenetics data shows that there is no united group of the Lophophore animalsYou can read the whole thing, but the entire article's like that. I'll sum it up for you: every animal that is bilaterally symmetrical (i.e. that could be divided in more or less equal halves if sliced down the middle) comes from an early sea creature that had tentacles, some 600 million years ago.
So when you see tentacle sex in anime, it's really just a throwback to some very ancient impulses.
(h/t Bradley J. Fikes)