Arrow SPOILER Thread - Ray Gunning

By Luke Y. Thompson in Comics, TV
Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 4:45 pm

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I trust my TV guide isn't April fooling me today.

Pretty Sure Not Hoax: Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool Announces an R-Rating

By Luke Y. Thompson in Comics, Movies
Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 2:43 pm

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If this video, courtesy of the folks at JoBlo [Extra has now provided the official video, and weren't happy about JoBlo's "exclusive" version, it seems], is even more of a hoax than the obviously hoaxy parts, they're damn good. I think the news is for real, though. Rob Liefeld is certainly acting like it is.

The interview with Mario Lopez is obvious set up, but you get to see Ryan Reynolds in costume before all is said and done.

April Fool's Roundup Open Thread

By Luke Y. Thompson in Daily Features That Aren't Lists
Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 1:00 pm

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Thinkgeek

As always, Thinkgeek's fake products are a highlight of the day, especially since they sometimes turn into real things eventually.

What have you seen today? This is your spot to post all the best (and worst) ones in comments.

The Disney and Pixar Cars-Star Wars Mashup of Nightmares

By Luke Y. Thompson in Cartoons, Movies
Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 12:00 pm

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I'm sure you've ascertained right away that it isn't real - but I'll bet you at the very least that Disney theme parks WILL make toys that look like this.

In real life, of course, you wouldn't see people like Felicia Day and Bonnie Burton doing the voices - Pixar would probably get Jeff Foxworthy and Adrien Brody instead.

R2-D2 Seeks True Love With a Mailbox, Like I Think We All Have at Some Point

By Luke Y. Thompson in Movies
Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 10:47 am

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I have so many questions about this short film:

-Artoo's not gay? And spoken for by a certain fussy, sparkly dude?

-Artoo serves drinks from inside his body now? What happened to the tray he used on the Sail Barge?

-Artoo backs down from a fight? The droid who was willing to tangle with Yoda over a flashlight, knowing full well he was a Jedi master?

-What is this "Mail Box" of which you speak? And why do people put paper things inside it?

Star Trek Reaction Figures Wave 2 Include Gorn and Orion Slave Girl

By Luke Y. Thompson in TV, Toys
Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 9:45 am

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I had to do a double-take when I realized they didn't actually make Kirk in the first series. I can't imagine how William Shatner's ego took that one.

The Gorn translates quite nicely in this style, probably because it was a cheesy, simple costume to begin with. There's only so realistic you can get on toys of some of the old outfits before you start recreating seams and zippers.

And yes, these are real. So if your Jabba the Hutt ever gets bored of Slave Leia, he can now switch out for Slave Vina.

The Top 10 Ways This Site Will BE BLOCKED FOREVER!

By Tupper Adam in Daily Lists
Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 8:38 am

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I WARNED YOU!

You didn't believe me. I said I'd block you forever. And now, unless I get A HUGE PRIZE for my award-winning drawing above, YOU WILL PAY.

You like stupid lists here, RIGHT? Okay then, here's a list for you.

Good News: There's a Jupiter Ascending Toy! Bad News: It's From Tonner

By Luke Y. Thompson in Movies, Toys
Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 8:00 am

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Even if it is too little, too late, I'm all for Jupiter Ascending merchandise after the fact, since at least I'll feel slightly more vindicated for liking it than I did John Carter and The Lone Ranger if people actually buy this stuff.

But oh, how I wish Tonner dolls were not the company that chose to execute the rights. I get it - the perception is that the movie resonated mainly with girls and women, so you go with a girly toy company. But do dolls for girls have to look like zombiefied, plastic-surgeried-and-wax-drowned versions of the characters, rather than the actual actors?

I don't believe so. But Tonner seems intent on proving me wrong. And they're betting $240 per doll on it.

New Comic Book Day: Junkion Slam Poetry

Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 6:30 am

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Oni Press
You guys excited for Ready Player One? Because I am sure as shit not. I can't remember the last time I finished a book so angry (Atlas Shrugged doesn't count because I never finished it). This wasn't a book, it was a Frankenstein's monster of cobbled-together nerd references begging to be loved based off of shared nostalgia. There wasn't a plot, there was the writer shouting "HEY DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER ZORK? IT WAS JUST LIKE THAT." There wasn't a shred of character development beyond "DO YOU REMEMBER A COMMON FIRST CRUSH FOR OUR DEMOGRAPHIC? SHE LOOKED LIKE THAT ALSO." The whole book was an exercise in lazy groupthink, a nerdsploitation I Love the '80s. I can't wait for his next book, It's Like The Last Starfighter, But Just Different Enough To Not Get Sued. It's really scary that Wreck-Gar may have accurately predicted the future.

If you enjoyed this week's tirade, be sure to come back next week when I go all nerd Andy Rooney about Whole Foods charging full price for flatbread pizza that doesn't fit the golden ratio. This week in comics, we start with GODDAMMIT an adaptation. But at least this one is pretty damn good.

10 Special Guest Villain Actors the Adam West Batman Animated Movie Should Get

By Luke Y. Thompson in Cartoons, Comics, Daily Lists, TV
Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 5:00 am

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2015 is not 1966, but with the aid of animation, it sounds like we're getting a real throwback soon, as Adam West and Burt Ward announced last weekend that at least one - and maybe two - cartoon movies featuring themselves as Batman and Robin were on the way. For a medium that only requires their distinctive voices, age is not an issue for the Dynamic Duo.

Alas, that despicable fiend Father Time has made it an issue for most of their villains, as most of the greats, save Julie Newmar, have ascended to Bat-Heaven. Like all obstacles facing the caped crusaders, however, this is one that is not insurmountable. Start with the fact that recasting the bad guys was part and parcel of the original show. And continue that train of thought as you realize there are undoubtedly numerous stars of today who are huge fans, willing and able to take up the cause of crime in order to be busted by the Bat. In selecting some new contenders we'd like to see, the rules are as follows. One: as with the 1966 series, the actor chosen must already be some sort of celebrity, so that the joy of the performance comes in the merger of established persona with bad-guy costume. Two: re-casting old characters is perfectly acceptable. Three: we will assume that the characters will be drawn to resemble the actors voicing them.