8 Obscure Canceled Video Games We Wish Had Seen the Light of Day

By Mark Hill in Daily Lists, Video Games
Wednesday, March 25, 2015 at 5:00 am

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Whether it's a lack of money, a loss of faith in the project or plain old controversy, games get taken out behind the barn to be put down with a Zapper all the time. Some will live on in infamy, like StarCraft: Ghost, and we don't think anyone will miss others, like Project Milo. It's always a shame when a creative project doesn't see the light of day, but we've dug up a few obscure titles you've probably forgotten (assuming you had even heard of them to begin with), that we especially wish had made it to the retail promised land.

Agents of SHIELD SPOILER Thread: "Love in the Time of Hydra"

By Witney Seibold in Comics, TV
Tuesday, March 24, 2015 at 5:45 pm

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Well, the episode has come and gone, but far be it for us here at Topless Robot to reveal spoilers right away. Our policy: Only reveal spoilers if it will make the movie better, if the movie is so bad that it doesn't matter, or if you just want to be a big ol' bag of dicks about it.

Now is the time, dear friends, to start discussing this week's episode in such excruciating detail, that your ears bleed. Our favorite scene was where Black Tom showed up to murder Loki and cut out his heart for delivery to Baron Zemo. All while The Watcher looks on. O.k. None of that happened. But what if...?


Indie Picks' List of 150 Independent Video Stores Still Open in North America

By Witney Seibold in DVDs, Movies, Tech
Tuesday, March 24, 2015 at 2:20 pm

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Attention old guys who still like video stores! They live on!

A New Muzzle Takes All the Embarrassment Out of Karaoke, Replaces It with Sadness

By Witney Seibold in Music, Tech, Toys
Tuesday, March 24, 2015 at 1:30 pm

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Do you love to sing, but know you have an awful, awful singing voice? Japan, bless their hearts, have come up with the ultimate solution: A Karaoke Muzzle.


Thanks to Indiegogo, We Might Get a Super Troopers 2

By Witney Seibold in Movies
Tuesday, March 24, 2015 at 12:30 pm

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If you want more raucous antics from the world's raunchiest Vermont residents, you can help fund the project.


We All Desperately Want to Eat at Trejo's Tacos, Danny Trejo's New Taco Joint

By Witney Seibold in Food & Drink
Tuesday, March 24, 2015 at 11:40 am

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Hey kids, do you love tacos? Of course you do! Do you love grizzled badass character actor Danny Trejo? Who doesn't? Do you want both of them at once? Now you can!


The Decline of Western Civilization is Coming to Blu-ray! Oi! Oi! Oi!

By Witney Seibold in DVDs, Movies, Music
Tuesday, March 24, 2015 at 10:37 am

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Attention metal heads, punkers, New Wavers, hardcore enthusiasts, nihilists, unhappy mutants, and tattooed love boys everywhere! The most important movies of all time are finally - FINALLY - coming to home video.


The X-Files is Indeed Returning with Six New Episodes

By Witney Seibold in TV
Tuesday, March 24, 2015 at 9:38 am

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The truth isn't done yet...

You Can Now Officially Propose to Your Sweetheart. The Star Wars Hoth Ring is Here.

By Witney Seibold in Merchandise, Nerdery
Tuesday, March 24, 2015 at 9:15 am

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What you are looking at is a Thorsten brand tungsten ring that depicts the Battle of Hoth. You can buy this. Why aren't you?


Six Flags Magic Mountain to Turn a Coaster into a Video Game Monster. Which is Cool. 'Cause I'm 9.

By Witney Seibold in Video Games
Tuesday, March 24, 2015 at 8:45 am

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Monster Hunter 4 is available on the Nintendo 3DS. That is neat. You can play the game. Six Flags Magic Mountain is one of the best roller coaster parks in the western half of the U.S. That is neat. You can ride on a bunch of roller coasters.