Whether it's a lack of money, a loss of faith in the project or plain old controversy, games get taken out behind the barn to be put down with a Zapper all the time. Some will live on in infamy, like StarCraft: Ghost, and we don't think anyone will miss others, like Project Milo. It's always a shame when a creative project doesn't see the light of day, but we've dug up a few obscure titles you've probably forgotten (assuming you had even heard of them to begin with), that we especially wish had made it to the retail promised land.
Well, the episode has come and gone, but far be it for us here at Topless Robot to reveal spoilers right away. Our policy: Only reveal spoilers if it will make the movie better, if the movie is so bad that it doesn't matter, or if you just want to be a big ol' bag of dicks about it.
Now is the time, dear friends, to start discussing this week's episode in such excruciating detail, that your ears bleed. Our favorite scene was where Black Tom showed up to murder Loki and cut out his heart for delivery to Baron Zemo. All while The Watcher looks on. O.k. None of that happened. But what if...?
Attention metal heads, punkers, New Wavers, hardcore enthusiasts, nihilists, unhappy mutants, and tattooed love boys everywhere! The most important movies of all time are finally - FINALLY - coming to home video.
Monster Hunter 4 is available on the Nintendo 3DS. That is neat. You can play the game. Six Flags Magic Mountain is one of the best roller coaster parks in the western half of the U.S. That is neat. You can ride on a bunch of roller coasters.