It's a combination that makes sense, if you think about it. Both Ozzy Osbourne and a Big Mac contain way more chemicals than they should, are needlessly fatty after a lifetime of self-indulgence, and have a crazy, red-headed clown as their spokesperson.
Check out their version of "Iron Man," entitled "Frying Pan." I can only assume their version of "War Pigs" would be entitled "McRibs." And yes, OF COURSE they have T-shirts.More >>
We've featured Timothy Fromme (a.k.a. The Human Tim) quite a few times in the past, as his metal guitar covers of nerdy anthems nearly always make me bang my head in joy, rather than upon the desk, as so many others promoting their work have prompted me to do.
The time seemed right to give him a shoutout again, as this cover version of the Mean One's signature song is as rockin' as the vengeance Mr. Grinch plots on Christmas Eve. And the guitar even does the "talking" - because we all know that actual singing is Kryptonite to the original Grinch.More >>
I was well aware of the term "sock puppet" to describe a blog commenter who is actually, secretly, the blog author praising himself (yes, I am in fact SlyDante777. Truth is out).
I was also aware of the many things pro-wrestler Mick Foley has done with a sock puppet, and the many things teenage boys are purported to do with them (I somehow never made use of that particular prop myself, but I take the words of others).
But I wasn't aware of the use of the term as utilized in this song by Berlin-based Sticky Biscuits. And once you're made aware, believe me, you can never be unaware.
It's all quite cute...until it isn't. Audio is NSFW.More >>
The most horrible toy-related story of the year, the Pony Cum Jar Project is the gift that keeps on giving. In case you missed it, it involves "self-love," a My Little Pony toy in a jar, and some accidental radiator overheating.
And now, courtesy of Krista Johnson, we have a song about it. Is "enjoy" the right word?More >>
Martha Boyd is not just Luke's mother-in-law - she's also an ex-cop, a landlord, a self-described crazy cat lady, a major Star Trek geek and the widow of a green beret. So go ahead: ask her anything. And we mean anything.
Had the honor of having Malice and Risika from the Skirata Clan (Star Wars) at my house the other day. He is a wonderful Star Wars costumer - Mandalorian. The Clan is also building something special for the Anaheim, CA Convention in 2015. I understand it is going to be huge. I have attached a pic of the work in progress and also...how would you like this guy in your kitchen? By the way, he is also a great computer tech and got my system back on line and purring like one of the kittens again. Check out the Facebook page and like it at SkirataAliit. If you are interested in crafting your own Star Wars wardrobe you can reach them there. They have monthly construction parties here in Joshua Tree, CA. The clan also does great charity work and recently built a costume for a little girl who unfortunately just died of cancer - her pics are on the site - check them out.
In the kitty litter box, in the land of the Shire, lives a brave little Hobbit in a stench so dire. The cat took a shit, in his Hobbit hole; 'twas something encouraged, and now he knows his role...
BILBO! Bilbo Baggins. His home's a toilet now...
BILBO! Bilbo Baggins. His least favorite sound is now "Meow."
And that's how we introduce a new "Super-Fan Builds," in which a Hobbit hole litter box and Eye of Sauron scratching post are created.More >>
Composer / Pianist Sonya Belousova has previously played such themes as Akira and Tetris on her arcade-inspired piano, but for her latest inspired creation, she's decided to do a theme that will kick Bison's ass so hard, the next Bison wanna-be will feel it. Yes, it's Guile's music, the inclusion of which would have made the Van Damme movie substantially better (not that it doesn't RULE, but it could rule harder).
You can probably even dance to it if you like. Perhaps a waltz might be your choice, but for Bison it's a two-step.More >>
From nerd-rockers Kirby Krackle, it's "I'm Stuck in a Human Centipede for Christmas." Well, somebody was going to do it eventually. It's a nice reminder that even when you're gifted with a disgusting fruitcake, there are worse things you could be eating.More >>
Question, fans of the book The Little Prince: who is that in the picture above?
Oh, you don't know? Of course not. Based on this trailer, she's an added character to whom the story of the book is told - by a seemingly old and crazy version of the narrator, who has been reimagined as a possibly senile wacky neighbor.
I'm sorry - were we so drowning in accurate adaptations of the much-loved, fine-as-is allegorical picture book that we needed a radically new reimagining?More >>
Yes, it's another one of those supercuts that takes single words out of context and pieces them together into songs. But if smiling anyway when it's the Avengers and Groot doing it for a Christmas theme is wrong, well, you can sentence me to the Kyln for it. We are Groot.More >>