How awful? The phrase "Showtime, Synergy!" is now "showtime synergy," to refer to actual synergy between bandmates at showtime. You know, like if they did a Star Trek movie and the engineer were named "Beam-Me-Up Scotty" because he likes moonbeams.
Oh, and Jem is her YouTube persona this time around. And they're using it as a selling point that this is the director of the Justin Bieber movie.
To quote my wife: "Now I can understand why all the Transformers fanboys are so fuckin' pissed off! Fuck you Jem! Fuck you fuck you fuck you! I am sorry to every fanboy I ever made fun of for saying the Transformers movies sucked!"
Hey, at least Michael Bay brought Peter Cullen back.
While I'm starting to become averse to Jimmy Fallon's desperate pleas for viral video attention via Stupid Celebrity Tricks, Jeremy Renner's actual singing voice makes this one worthwhile. Dude could have been a pop star if he weren't an action hero - and his straight-faced descriptions of his alter-ego's less-heralded abilities hit the spot (though once you see the new movie, you'll realize some are complete violations of canon).
Fight on, Barton.More >>
Yes folks, it's time to finally dust off those plastic instruments (or cough up $80, depending on your preferences), because the boys are back in town. With Rock Band 4 having been announced by Harmonix last month (complete with a way to suggest what songs should be in it), and Guitar Hero Live being revealed just last week, the twin juggernauts of rhythm games have finally returned, with RB4 taking a back-to-basics approach (no keyboard anymore, alas) and Guitar Hero once again focusing solely on the guitar and deciding to take on the appearance of an FMV game from 1993.
I kid, but I am pretty excited to experience these games again, and extremely curious as to what songs I get to jam out to this time around, as you can see by the...um, rather large number in the title there (don't expect descriptions here that are too detailed, unsurprisingly). What can I say, I'm a rhythm game fan, a veteran of all the main games in both series, a fairly big music fan (though not as good an expert as Bryce or Luke), a disc jockey from my university days, am kind of obsessive, and so forth. Honestly, I have even more potential tracks to include waiting in the wings, but these are the first ones that sprang to mind for me. Mind you, I tend to lean towards more relatively lesser-known fare ever since Guitar Hero II kind of inspired my tastes (and I hope I don't come off as someone like Jack Black in High Fidelity), but let's see what my dream setlist for either of these games would look like...More >>
Despite all his rage, he will book you a match in a cage. The Smashing Pumpkin-head hasn't stopped his music career, but as of today, he's adding to it, as "Senior Producer, Creative and Talent Development" of TNA wrestling, or Impact Wrestling, or whatever the hell it's called now. Seriously, his first move should be to clarify that whole deal.
Corgan has been a wrestling fan all his life, and even booked a local promotion that was most notable for making a wacky furniture ad. He's also not the first musician to book wrestling - Bob Mould was on WCW's creative team for a while. In the interview below, Corgan says all the right things, even as he appears to be straining to convince us and himself that TNA is the major leagues, and that the move to a cable network nobody's ever heard of was a good one.
Still, I am suddenly interested in TNA again. That was the point, right?
I used to imagine some sort of comedy skit where there's a "Name That Tune" type game show, and the person singing the song that has to be guessed just goes "Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo...MORTAL KOMBAT!!!" Obviously the contestant then guesses wrong.
So when the Warp Zone posted this multi-part a cappella rendition of that exact music, it warmed my heart, and made me think I should have gotten off my lazy ass and made that skit when I thought of it. Of course, when I had that idea there was no YouTube and my only camera was VHS, so it would not have been as good.More >>
You remember Kung Fury, right? A tribute to '80s cheese featuring Hitler as "The Kung Fuhrer", Norse gods co-existing with dinosaurs, and robots made out of arcade machines. It was pitched as a 30-minute short on Kickstarter, seeking $100,000, and made over six times that because society actually does have good taste. Or terrible taste. Doesn't matter.
Point is, they got David Haselhoff to make a music video for it, and it both sounds and looks like the greatest '80s relic you somehow dug up on a VHS tape found in the attic. I am now firmly convinced this will be the best movie of the year to feature Thor as a character. Sorry, Joss.More >>
"Singing" is perhaps a loose word, though if James Cagney can say that's what he was doing in Yankee Doodle Dandy, this counts too. The speech box hasn't, as far as I can tell, been auto-tuned - just timed efficiently to the tune of "The Galaxy Song" from The Meaning of Life.
And in less than three minutes, Hawking himself has now given us more entertainment value than anything in that boring-ass movie about his life that won the Oscar. Maybe he should have played himself.More >>
If you don't know Die Antwoord as the weird-ass, fake street-thug South African performance artist-rappers, then you may know them as the weird-ass, fake street thug South African actors in Chappie. You probably didn't think they'd see toy form in Pikachu and pink bear costumes.
I fink they freaky and I like dem a lot.