Fun Vintage Footage of Legoland Denmark Opening in 1968

Friday, April 11, 2014 at 10:00 am

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Back when "midget" wasn't considered a slur, and Native American characters could literally be built with red skin. Notably, though, even all those years before minifigs, the mini-humans in the displays are yellow.

The only ride is a train, and the idea that toy boats can be remotely moved through water is presented as a miracle. You gotta love the English-accented narration - in the generations of yesteryear, newscasters could afford to be only vaguely clued in to the intricacies of children's toys, and discuss Legoland like some strange wildlife habitat on a nature program.

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Thai Toy Fair Exclusive: Naked Women Dressed as Star Wars Bears in Crucifixion Scene

Thursday, April 10, 2014 at 11:30 am

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Ummmmm....

There are no words.

Though I guess as an alleged writer, it is incumbent upon me to find some, so...BJJKLHLLLFHHGH! What in the hell is wrong with Thailand? Too much of that extra sweet coffee made somebody hallucinate? Were they trying to create the toy that would most disturb Stephen Colbert's on-air persona? This is not some one-off art piece - it is a THAILAND TOY EXPO EXCLUSIVE, with a production run of 100. "The "Confession" Exclusive Set from FOOLS PARADISE x JP TOYS, feats 1 damaged Keiko Vader and 1 damaged Keiko Trooper, in a new colorway."

More pics below...

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It's Shatner vs. Shakespeare in Stop-Motion Lego "Action Bill"

Wednesday, April 9, 2014 at 1:45 pm

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Painstakingly animated at 15 frames per second, this short from AMAA productions sees William Shatner take a time-traveling mech to destroy the bard and thereby ending the kind of theater that brings about good acting.

But there's another starship captain who feels a bit differently about such things, and vows to stop him...

(don't worry - the impersonations are decent)

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DC Collectibles Gives Early Look at Batman Animated Style Freeze and Two-Face Figures

Wednesday, April 9, 2014 at 12:00 pm

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When DC Collectibles revealed the Batman from their new Dini-Timm animated action figure line, I know some of you were suspicious that it wouldn't be very articulated. The computer model for the next figure, above, should put those worries to rest. Mr. Freeze comes with spider legs, so even though they haven't said for sure that his head is removable, it seems likely. He'll be available in November, just in time for appropriately chilly weather - and it appears that his condition has left him cold to your wallet's plea for mercy.

If you're bi-curious about Harvey Dent's toy appearance, go check out Two-Face.

I READ YOUR FANFIC! "Masters of The Erotica: Glimmer/Loo-Kee"

Wednesday, April 9, 2014 at 8:00 am

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If you want to submit fan fiction for me to read, please send it - or a link to it - to toplessrobot-at-gmail-dot-com with subject line "Read my Fanfic!"

Title: "Masters of The Erotica: Glimmer/Loo-Kee" by Kyle Reccula.

Logline: With most of the Rebellion away, She-Ra: Princess of Power's Glimmer takes a nude bath. Loo-Kee discovers her and they have some sex.

Acts Involved: Oral, anal, vaginal, rimjob, squirting (female), navel-fucking.

Participants: Glimmer, Loo-Kee, Mermista

The Live Reading...(Featuring Greg Jones Jr. and Gorpo the Unnamed One)

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Batman: Death of the Family Vol. 3 TPB Comes w/Flayed Joker Skin Mask

Tuesday, April 8, 2014 at 1:00 pm

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You know something, DC? Psychotic clowns are scary enough. Psychotic clowns with the skin of their faces cut off and then sewn on again are enough to make both Jack Nicholson and the late Heath Ledger go, "Damn, that's a bit unsubtle." But that's the new 52 for ya - heroes get piping on their outfits, villains get extreeeeeme. If you're gonna show Catwoman boning Batman, Joker has to go further.

And now you can too, with a latex mask/wig combo that comes with the third collection of issues from that particular story arc. Thus ensuring I will probably never read the TPB - except at somebody else's house - because there's no way my wife's allowing that mask inside our front door.

h/t Dr.Gonzo82

Weekend Hangover: Top Gun Drones on, Escher Gets Gamey, a Puppet Gets Laid and More

Monday, April 7, 2014 at 8:00 am

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Our name for it is better.

Well, I for one was too busy planning a WrestleMania party all weekend to see what other fun things were going on in the world, but if, like me, you missed out, here are some highlights of this weekend's reader-submitted items, compiled with the help of Kyle LeClair.

Tipsters this week include SlyDante777, skrag2112, Dr.Gonzo82, Anyone00, franciebrady27, rkwsuperstar, troi, Gallen_Dugall

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Overnight/Weekend Open Thread - WrestleMania!

Friday, April 4, 2014 at 8:00 pm

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Check in Sunday to see if I decide to liveblog it. It's like six hours long if you count the preshow, so I don't know if I'm up to the whole thing. But if I am it'll be here.

A few last-minute items before the big weekend:

-NECA's General Ursus wants YOU...to buy him when he comes out. Also, better photos of their Godzilla.

-Bruce Timm is doing a new Batman short. Now that's the goddamn Batman.

-The Michael Bay Ninja Turtles look a lot better in Lego.

-Twin Peaks Twitter fanfic.

-Amazon's game box, to compete with...what exactly?

-Riding in Cars With Zombies, the game.

-Axel Braun's new Captain America porno patriotically comes out on tax day.

-Kids today. You're getting a video game to help brush your teeth properly? In my day we just had stupid-ass tablets that dyed your teeth red until you got it all off.

-Possibly an April Fool, but here's a robot kangaroo:

If anyone in the LA area wants to see WrestleMania on Sunday, hit me up. Holla.

TR Interview: Seth Green and Matthew Senreich on Robot Chicken and Star Wars Detours

Friday, April 4, 2014 at 3:00 pm

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In the last of our series of Robot Chicken interviews, we go straight to the creators, Seth Green and Matthew Senreich. Geoff Johns was scheduled to be part of the interview as well, but who knows - perhaps he read some of the nastier things I've said about Sir Lazer-Lot, and felt I should not meet the one Responsible This. But who am I kidding: most likely he had take a bathroom break or something.

Seriously, Robot Chicken gang - Sir Lazer-Lot must be fed to Mo-Larr on your show. Someday.

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Wanna See What Guardians of the Galaxy Lego Groot Looks Like?

Friday, April 4, 2014 at 12:39 pm

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Here you go - he's in the Knowhere Escape Mission set.

Description after the jump, lest it be considered a plot spoiler...

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