Movies, Toys

Batman: The Dark Knight Movie Figures Revealed, Have Same Lack of Effect as Hulk Figures


Because they all look like goddamned Batman.
Still, if you peruse this link to Big Bad Toy Store, you get to learn about Mattel’s upcoming toy assortments for the movie (a bunch of 5 and 1/2-inch figures, a deluxe 14-inch figure, some vehicles and a faux utility belt, amongst others) along with some pics, including of a figure who is an evil clown but not, I believe, the Joker.

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