Nerdery, Video Games

Check Out Sexy Pics of Halo’s Cortana Before the Model Dies of Paint Asphixiation


Far be it from me to not post on this nerd costumed girl, which has set internet heart aflame and unbuttoned pants over the past 24 hours. The girl is a model named Francesca, who was hired by to have the hell airbrushed out of her, transforming her into Cortana, the sexy hologram who helps Master Chief commit his acts of alien genocide in Halo. There are more pics here, which might be NS4W, if you work has a problem with nipple-less blue women.

Incidentally, if you’re one of the many, many people who looked at this pic and said, “Hey! Cortana’s a hologram! She’s can’t hold a gun!” please punch yourself in the junk. Thanks!

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.