Lost Is Back and I Want to Ruin It For You
Yes, Lost blissfully returns tonight at 10 p.m., beginning the final half of season 4. We know the Oceanic 6, and we know everyone in the future is totally miserable. We also know this bizarre and oddly irritating hint from Entertainment Weekly’s Doc Jensen regarding tonight’s episode:
Double-Crossing Telescopic Two-for-One Ass Whooping!
I don’t know why that makes me mad, but it does. Because I think that’s such a shitty spoiler, you can have a few more after the jump. Remember, these are spoilers, so don’t go bitching to me if you learn something you didn’t want to.
? It’s a Ben flash-forward tonight! Yay! Is Ben the greatest character currently on television? Yes!
? Apparently Sayid’s lady friend Nadia is dead or will die or has died. Stupid time shenanigans.
? The Smoke Monster makes a guest appearance tonight! Also yay!
? Jack is sick! That’s sad.
? Those people who shot Rousseau? They’re coming to barracks, and not for dinner.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.