Ash Ketchum Delivers His High School Graduation Speech
Wow. Just wow. This nerdy and quite possibly insane high school graduate delivers a five minute?FIVE FUCKING MINUTE?graduation speech, centered almost entirely about Pok?mon. It veers between hilarious and painfully embarrassing about 30, 40 times during the course of the video, so you definitely will enjoy.
At least it’ll keep you busy until Fan Fiction Friday is ready, because it’s going to be a doozy.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.