Put Your Feet Inside a Wookie
Although it kind of sounds like some terrible sexual euphemism, I would love to stick my hideous feet inside these things. I’d definitely pick the Chewie over the highly uncomfortable-looking Vader slippers or the tragically ugly Yoda-with-Down’s-Syndrome pair (both here), but since Diamond is selling tall three sets of Star Wars slippers in a six-pack later this year, there’s no need to choose. (Via Toys R Evil)
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.