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Geek Apparel of the Week: The Gold Bikini


So it turns out that fashion maven Marc Ecko has made some more Star Wars shirts, including several Stormtrooper-adorned items and…this. Now, the only way you could proclaim your nerdiness more would be to glue Kenner Star Wars figures to your face and carry a bullhorn and scream “I’M A NURD” every 15 seconds, followed by robot noises, as you go about your daily business, but…hell, that thing’s gorgeous. I know you’ll make the right call.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.