? Mystery Science Theater 3000: 20th Anniversary Edition
Get it. Do it. Now. I find it incredibly gratifying that the set is the fifth highest-selling DVD of the week’s releases on Amazon.
? Dead Space: Downfall
An animated prequel to EA’s recent sci-fi/horror game, with the voices of Bruce Boxleitner and Kelly Hu, natch. Also available on Blu-ray.
? Ouran High School Host Club Season 1 Vol. 1
Finally, an anime not buried in the back! Despite the pretty, pretty boys, this series effectively mocks all the other anime series with pretty boys who look like girls.
? Zombie Strippers Unrated Special Edition
Why on God’s green earth would anyone buy the R-rated version of Zombie Strippers? “Well, I like fantastic gore and naked women, but only in moderation, please.”
? The 4400: The Complete Series
USA’s far superior, infinitely less goofy superhero series than almost no one watched.
? Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter
I have no idea what this is, but the tagline is “The power of Christ impales you!” Fucking awesome.
? Sukeban Boy
From the director of Machine Girl comes this movie, which Amazon can’t decide is a scathing indictment of schoolgirl fetish movies, or just the ultimate schoolgirl fetish movie.