You’ve never heard of Matt Hazard. That’s fine. That’s because he’s a fictional videogame star of the 8-bit and 16-bit eras (oh, and I mean fictional as in no Matt Hazard games were ever made, not fictional as in Mega Man), who has been hired to star in a new, next-gen titles. It’s a silly premise, but please take note that Arrested Development‘s Will Arnett (and former, far-superior-to-Val-Kilmer KITT) is voicing Hazard, while none other than Neil Patrick Harris will voice the evil CEO. That is seriously enough for me to be excited about the game Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard, due from D3 next year. In related news, you’re elsewhere.