Nerdery, TV

Holy [email protected]#$ It’s a Star Trek Corset

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The only reason I’m hanging on to my sanity right now is because this is an Etsy item created by EveningArwen, and not mass-produced. I really can’t deal with any more nerd/sex collisions right now.

Question: If a boy nerd, wearing a Watchmen condom, has sex with a girl nerd, wearing a Star Trek corset, would the universe be torn asunder from the incongruity to two insanely huge nerds, not just having sex, but with each other? Wouldn’t this end not only life, but all existence as we know it?

…don’t you think it probably should? (Via Gizmodo)

About Author

Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.