Holy [email protected]#$ It’s a Star Trek Corset

The only reason I’m hanging on to my sanity right now is because this is an Etsy item created by EveningArwen, and not mass-produced. I really can’t deal with any more nerd/sex collisions right now.

Question: If a boy nerd, wearing a Watchmen condom, has sex with a girl nerd, wearing a Star Trek corset, would the universe be torn asunder from the incongruity to two insanely huge nerds, not just having sex, but with each other? Wouldn’t this end not only life, but all existence as we know it?

…don’t you think it probably should? (Via Gizmodo)