The Fate of the Future Rests in This Girl’s, Er… Hands

Handjobs For The Future

Has anyone ever considered the possibility that Kyle Reese wasn’t trying to make sure John Connor was safely born so that the human race has its leader in the war against the robots, but was just a dude with a time machine who wanted to fuck Sarah Connor? Atom has with this new Terminator-inspired sketch. The word “handjob” is repeatedly roughly 800 times, so it might be considered NSFW. Of course, if you work in a massage parlor, you’re all cool.