It’s Like Awesome and Awful Had a Baby

And then they named it “a Star Wars skit by Donny and Marie Osmond, starring at least Anthony Daniels as C-3PO and probably Kenny Baker and Peter Mayhew, too, but also Redd fucking Foxx as Obi-Wan Kenobi and Kris fucking Kristofferson as Han Solo, and then they tell terrible jokes and make Sanford & Son references and sing the world’s most ridiculous songs” AND THEN THE BABY BEATS YOU DEATH WITH A HAMMER