The Truth Is Out There, Possibly In Her Vagina


Disenfranchised with the X-Files franchise? Perhaps what would bring you back is if they added some hardcore fucking to it. Alas, that’s not the official plan (although noted sex addict David Duchovny would probably down with it) although there’s going to be an X-Files porn parody called The Sex Files, and in all honesty, the plot seems a lot better than that last movie. At the very least, that woman playing Scully looks a hell of a lot like Gillian Anderson.

When a group of unsolvable homicides hits Los Angeles, Federal
Agents Mulder and Scully are sent to investigate. The murderer, after
having sex with the victims, leaves symbols of the mythological
Succubus, Lilith. Is the murderer a member of a cult, or is it Lilith
herself? Join Mulder and Scully as they find that sometimes, the truth
can be terrifying.

And sometimes, I bet the truth involves girl-on-girl, but whatever.

About Author

Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.