Nerdery, Video Games

Pretty Much the Craziest @#$%ing Thing Ever

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This past weekend, noted Playboy model, America’s Next Top Model winner and Peter Brady spouse Adrianne Curry played World of Warcraft while nude. Above is a picture she took and twittered while playing World of Warcraft nude to prove that she was playing World of Warcraft… while nude.

ALL MEN, BOYS AND PROBABLY A FEW OF THE WOMEN AS WELL — IGNORE THIS. PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED. I know far too many of you will play WoW for months, if not years, desperately hoping to join a quest or something with a nude Playboy model. You will assume every female player to be savagely hot and naked. THEY AREN’T. You will desperately assume all non-speaking characters to be played by an extremely attractive naked lady BUT THEY AREN’T EITHER.  THEY WILL BE PLAYED BY UGLY MEN, AND IF THEY ARE NUDE, THEY ARE CERTAINLY FAT UGLY MEN. NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO GET TO PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT WITH A HOT NAKED LADY EVER AGAIN.

ESPECIALLY NOT YOU.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.