This past weekend, noted Playboy model, America’s Next Top Model winner and Peter Brady spouse Adrianne Curry played World of Warcraft while nude. Above is a picture she took and twittered while playing World of Warcraft nude to prove that she was playing World of Warcraft… while nude.
ALL MEN, BOYS AND PROBABLY A FEW OF THE WOMEN AS WELL — IGNORE THIS. PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED. I know far too many of you will play WoW for months, if not years, desperately hoping to join a quest or something with a nude Playboy model. You will assume every female player to be savagely hot and naked. THEY AREN’T. You will desperately assume all non-speaking characters to be played by an extremely attractive naked lady BUT THEY AREN’T EITHER. THEY WILL BE PLAYED BY UGLY MEN, AND IF THEY ARE NUDE, THEY ARE CERTAINLY FAT UGLY MEN. NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO GET TO PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT WITH A HOT NAKED LADY EVER AGAIN.
ESPECIALLY NOT YOU.