Star Wars Trifecta: Nudity, Deadpool, France


?? The increasingly nerd-friendly burlesque joint Bordello in L.A. had another nerd-themed strip night, this time inspired by Star Wars. The ladies dressed as Slave Leia, a Stormtrooper, Darth Vader, Boba Fett, C-3PO, and, amazingly, Jabba the Hutt (it’s not as terrifying as you think, but it is pretty terrifying). The pics begin here.


?? What I’m convinced is the greatest Deadpool comics page of all time, courtesy of Distracted by Star Wars.

? Of course, you know I can’t leave you with pics of sexy Stormtroopers and wacky Deadpool hi-jinks — that wouldn’t be nearly scarring enough. So enjoy this exceedingly French clip of French people doing some kind of Star Wars thing in ways that will leave you confused, angry and feeling like you’ve been touched inappropriately. Much thanks to Sean P. and everyone else who sent in the tip.