First of all, don’t judge. I think a lot of us would be stalking Emma Watson if we had the time and resources. Second, sure he’s got a creepy falsetto voice, but he totally won me over by the time he handed Hermione the note that said “I Heart UR Boobies.” Third, I don’t know who made this or how — I assume it’s all existing footage from the movies, although the freak is added remarkably well to every scene — but I can’t for the life of me figure out how they did the guitar scene. Was Ron sitting there or something? Was he removed and Pervert O’Stalkerson added seamlessly? I’m totally impressed. A little creeped out, but still totally impressed. (Via Gorilla Mask)
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