I Have Seen the Face of Horror, and It Eats Reese’s Pieces

Dear fellow members of the E.T. Haters Club: Do not watch this video. On your life. You will never fucking sleep again. It’s E.T. footage recut to make the movie look like the horror flick we all know it is, no matter how beloved some people pretend it is. Frankly, the added narration cards actually make this trailer less scary — if it had just been the music and the footage, I’d have literally shit myself to death in terror before ever typing a word of this. For sending me this tip, Kevin W. can go straight to hell.