The New Avatar Movie Footage Will Blow Your Mind
As I’m sure you know, since you’re slavering in anticipation, James Cameron’s 3-D furry masterpiece Avatar returns to theaters on August 27th. The movie, which already clocks in at a brisk 162 minutes, will have 8 new minutes of new footage to newly new new! But what will that new footage be? More giant blue cat people gadding about? More evil marines evilly destroying nature? Will there be glowy things? Finally, thanks to a TV spot for the extended version and a screencap from io9, WE KNOW!!!
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?HOLY SHIT IT’S A GLOWY THING THERE’S GOING TO BE MORE GLOWY THINGS AAAAAA
I LOVE THE GLOWY THINGS AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA SWEET CHRIST WHY DOES ANYONE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANY OF THIS
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.