This Ain’t (But Seems Significantly More Entertaining Than) Avatar

Don’t worry; this preview for Hustler‘s XXX Avatar parody is perfectly safe for work. And while I still have no desire to see blue people connect tentacles or have rough sex, I have to admit I might need to see this just to watch Evan Stone as the hilariously evil military commander. The character was such a crapyy parody in the real movie, but Stone makes him instantly entertaining (like I needed any more reasons for hating the Na’Vi). I swear, when Stone retires his penis, the industry ought to take a week off, just to honor his contributions to pornography.