The Topless Robot Art Contest
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?This weekend’s contest is very different. So pay attention: This weekend’s contest is not comment-based but picture based. You must make art — a picture, a painting, a photo, whatever, as long as it’s an image and you made it.
? The picture’s subject? Entirely up to you, as long as it’s nerdy. It can be based on a series, a favorite character, you as a superhero, a Whose Responsible This?, you doing something stupid in a costume, me fighting Darth Vader, the Topless Robot, whatever.
? You must email me the picture at the TR email ([email protected]) or provide a link in the comments. I know hyperlinks don’t really work, so something I can cut and paste is fine.
TWO VERY IMPORTANT RULES:
? IF YOU EMAIL ME THE PICTURE, YOU MUST HAVE “TR ART CONTEST” AS THE EMAIL’S HEADLINE. Otherwise I might not see it.
? THE PICTURE MUST HAVE “TR” OR “TOPLESS ROBOT” WRITTEN ON IT SOMEWHERE. IF YOU TAKE A PHOTO, SOMETHING NEEDS TO HAVE “TR” ON IT. So I know you made it for the contest.
Here’s another way this contest is unique — the contest does not end until DECEMBER 28TH, AT 12:01 AM EST. You have 11 days to enter the contest. ENTER AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE. If you make something NSFW, I’d prefer you email it to me, by the way.
PLEASE NOTE: I have no idea when I will judge the contest, but it won’t be until December 29th at the absolute earliest. This does mean there will be no new contest next weekend, over the Christmas holiday.
I honestly don’t know how I’ll judge; my initial thought is I’ll give one shirt for actual talent, one shirt for the funniest/most clever, and one shirt for best pandering directly to me. But I retain the right to change my mind depending one what you guys send it. Pick up your pencils, kids — daddy wants something to put on fridge.

