Let’s Ruin Your Day Early, Shall We?

If you could take every single Topless Robot reader, figure out who had nightmares last night, and then somehow combine all those nightmares and measure them in terms of sheer terror, there’s no way you would possibly match the horror of this — the (SFW) Simpsons porno trailer.

I’d tell you to just go back to bed, but there’s no way images of those yellow bastards wouldn’t follow you, rendering you unable to sleep. Obviously, the only solution is to start drinking, heavily, first thing in the morning. I’m having a 6-whiskey shot breakfast, and I’m thinking about gin for brunch. You?