The Greatest Invention of Our Lifetimes


Behold: The Clap-Off Bra. Video includes boobs with pasties on them, so it may be NSFW depending on your work.

Instructables has the instructions on how to make one here. I swear, whoever thought this thing up must have touched the 2001 monolith. From now on, I’m ranking humanity’s greatest inventions with fire, the wheel, air conditioners, the clap-off bra, then maybe the printing press or something. (Via Gizmodo)

About Author

Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.