The New Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Seems Extermely Friendly


?And I know we’ve been worrying about organic webshooters vs. hand-made ones, and how his new costume looks, but really we should be worrying whether the costume will lovingly display every contour of his junk.


?I wonder if Sony is just trying to beat the porn industry to the punch and is making the Spider-Man reboot X-rated. Since Emma Stone is still listed as part of the cast, I’m not going to complain. (Via FilmDrunk)