I Think These Are the New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


?It’s tough to tell. See, the Wall Street Journal has an article about Nickelodeon’s new TMNT show, which I can read about 100 words of before WSJ demands I buy a subscription. Now, a certain Topless Roboteer sent me the link with the picture, which I assume goes with the article, meaning I assume it’s of Nickelodeon’s new turtles. If so, they’re all right. I feel like they look more like the later comic versions, generally tougher, with sharp lines and thick limbs… with the notable exception of Donatello’s googly eyes. Why is Donatello the only one with googly eyes? Also, is Michaelangelo on crystal meth? Why else would he be smiling like that? And who at the Wall Street Journal is blowing whom at Nickelodeon to get this and the Legend of Korra exclusive in the same week, hmm?