FYI: ? I do mean the nipples of the game Duke Nukem Forever, and not the nipples of Duke himself. ? At any rate, this preview is NSFW. ? This may not be the first look at the bare breasts of DNF. I didn’t check. I don’t really care. ? This preview aired on FX last night during the Archer finale, although I don’t remember the tits at all. I assume they were pixellated. ? I would like to take a moment to chide Official Xbox Magazine for claiming Duke Nukem Forever as “worth waiting for.” I’m sorry, no matter how good this game is, there is NO FUCKING WAY Duke Nukem Forever will have been worth waiting 14 years for. No matter how many nipples it includes.
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.