First Look at the Nipples of Duke Nukem Forever (NSFW)

? I do mean the nipples of the game Duke Nukem Forever, and not the nipples of Duke himself.
? At any rate, this preview is NSFW.
? This may not be the first look at the bare breasts of DNF. I didn’t check. I don’t really care.
? This preview aired on FX last night during the Archer finale, although I don’t remember the tits at all. I assume they were pixellated.
? I would like to take a moment to chide Official Xbox Magazine for claiming Duke Nukem Forever as “worth waiting for.” I’m sorry, no matter how good this game is, there is NO FUCKING WAY Duke Nukem Forever will have been worth waiting 14 years for. No matter how many nipples it includes.