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Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Oppai Pillow

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?From Japan Trend Shop:

Resting your head on a gentle, yielding, giant bosom is a pleasure no one should be without. This Oppai Pillow
is made of soft memory foam, for the perfect combination of supple and
supportive. Not only is it the only pillow you’ll ever need, but you can
also use it as a cushion- you can have your breasts and sit on them,
too!

Oppai Pillow features:
? Colors: Black or Pink
? Soft, supportive, shaped like a pair of breasts

? Cover is removable and machine-washable, shaped like a pair of breasts

? Dimensions: 28.5×41.5×13.5cm

? Materials: Urethane-based memory foam (pillow), cotton (cover)

Currently, the “tit n’ torso pillow” (as I like to call it) is sold out. Which might actually be the most depressing thing about it. (Via Tomopop)

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