I’m not showing you this video because of the two attractive Dr. Girlfriend cosplayers. I’m not showing you this for the attractive lady who cosplays as frightening effective and yet kind of disturbing Monarch. I’m not showing you this because of the startlingly clever tip on how to make a Dr. Mrs. The Monarch costume that won’t fall off. I’m not showing you this because the Monarch cosplayer actually wears a codpiece as part of her costume. Nope, I showing you this video because there’s a scene where the two Dr. Girlfriends stroke the Monarch’s codpiece, and I hope it will be as equally disturbing/arousing/terrifying for you as it was for me. Honestly, it’s so sexually bewildering that I think I’m a lesbian now.
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.