Fan Fiction Friday: “Smurfette’s Spring Time Encounter”


?It’s spring time, for Smurfette, and FFF…
Winter, for good taste, and class…

Ahem. Sorry, I’m getting ahead of myself. This week’s story comes to us from author v-zon20011, who was apparently so excited about the new Smurfs renaissance that he had to write this very particular tale of the classic Smurfs cartoon. Now, I’m skipping ahead in the story a little bit, but all you need to know is that the picture to the right is weirdly accurate, in that all you need to know to catch up is that Gargamel captures Smurfette. That’s it. Oh, Papa Smurf sends all the male Smurfs to some mountain to find some crystal rose so they can have sex with Smurfette, but the rose doesn’t exist and Papa Smurf is just being a dick, and it doesn’t matter because none of them ever show up again anyways. What are you waiting for? Smurf to it, folks.

Gargamel was very pleased with himself.

And why wouldn’t he be? His life is awesome.

The frail looking hunched back
sorcerer rushed into his old rotting shack slamming his door shut. He
was giddy with excitement, and breathing hard from the run. He could
hear his cat Azrael outside meowing, and scratching at the door wanting
to be let in. “I’m home, and brought a guest,” Gargamel said out loudly. Everyone knew he was a confirmed bachelor.

“Confirmed bachelor” isn’t what I would have called him, but all right.

So it was
strange for him to say that.

I was about to point out this isn’t that weird, as I talk to Topless Kitty while I work at home, alone, pretty much all the time. And then I realized that’s actually weird, too. And then I realized I have something in common with Gargamel. Now I’m sad and kind of skeeved out.

Gargamel walked over to his magic lab table
where he kept all his magic stuff, and brushed them all off unto the
floor. He gently pulled a white handkerchief out of his pocket placing
it on the table. Pulling on one side the cloth. The contents slowly
rolled out. The sleeping prone form of Smurfette appeared.

Gargamel went to grab what could best be described a Smurf size table
from a shelf with a small cage on it. He placed it next to Smurfette.
Then placed her body on top of it. She lost her last shoe in the
process. He raised her arms up above her head till her wrists crossed
into leather loop straps. He tighten the loops down snugly unto her
wrists to keep them from being pulled out. Gargamel spread Smurfette’s
legs apart, and placed each ankle into a separate loop cinching them
down too. Smurfette was spread eagle when done. Gargamel raised the
table up on end till it was standing on edge. The soles of Smurfette’s
bare feet could touched the lab table, which would allow her to stand
upright when awake. At the moment, her body was slightly drooping
forward with her head down. Blonde hair was covering her face. Her
little white hat was lost in transport someplace.

What’s disturbing is not that Gargamel has clearly thought so much about sexually torturing Smurfs that he would build a specific device to facilitate this — I mean, he’s Gargamel, this is pretty much what he does — but it is disturbing that the author has clearly thought so much about sexually torturing Smurfs that he is able to describe a Smurf rape rack with such precision and detail.

Gargamel sprinkled some magic potion into Smurfette’s face. Slowly she
came too, seeing his ugly face in front of her’s. “AHHHHH!,” exclaimed
Smurfette trying to run. It took her a few seconds to realize she was
attached to something. She could see her wrists tied above her head, and
ankles tied below. No way to squirm out. “What’s going on!? Please
don’t eat me!?,” Smurfette pleaded. Gargamel laughed loudly saying,” I
might eat you eventually, but right now I have plans for you.” He had a
cruel sneer on his face.

I’m 99% certain we’re going to wish he just ate her.

Gargamel went out of Smurfette’s line of vision for a few seconds then
returned. He set down a small cage next o her. Opening the door, he
said,” Come on out my dear.” A nude female Smurf emerged from inside.
Both Smurfs mirrored each other’s expression of shock.

I think the shock is less about Gargamel owning Sex Slave Smurf and more about there being another female smurf in Smurf-land.

The only
difference between them was Smurfette had blonde curly hair. The new
Smurf had jet black straight hair to her waist. The brunette Smurf had a
lovely firm shapely body with large breast, and dark blue nipples.

Thank god the author described the color of the smurf’s nipples, because obviously I was going to assume they were plaid unless specified. Sigh.

vagina was shaved clean.

I just spent two whole minutes wondering what a smurf would shave her tiny genitals with and now I hate myself. Well, more than usual.

” Who are you?,” Smurfette asked in a dreamy
voice. Not able to take her eyes off the other. Unlike the male Smurfs
in her village, who had the bodies of apes.


This female Smurf could have
been a goddess.

I try not to worship things I could accidentally leave in a pants pocket and put in the wash. I’ve been hurt before.

“She is not allowed to talk unless told too,” said
Gargamel. ” I call her Rina. I don’t know her real name.”

I’m going to go out on a limb here, but I bet her last name is Smurf.

“After I raided
your parents village. I didn’t think to ask before I ate them all.”
Smurfette looked up in horror at Gargamel. Papa Smurf had always told
her all young Smurfs were brought to live with him by the stork. Never
did he mention the Smurfs had parents, and what Gargamel did to them.
Anger showed on her face for the first time ever,” You Bastard!”

“Now, Now, such a pretty Smurf shouldn’t show anger.” laughed Gargamel.
“I couldn’t find any of you young one’s except for Rina here. I had
thought of raising her till big enough to snack on, but as you can see
she has grown into quite the beauty. Even for human standards, and so
have you too.,” said Gargamel with a leer.

Sorry, you must be over 8 apples tall to meet minimum human standards of sexiness. Thanks for trying, though!

Smurfette felt a shudder of
repulsion go through her body. “Pervert,” she said. Turning her head
away from him.

This caused Gargemel to laugh some more. “Rina, why don’t you welcome
our new guest. She must be hot. Go rip her clothes off,” said Gargamel. Rina obediently obeyed, grabbing Smurfette’s thin white summer dress,
and pulling the material with a ripping sound. This also caused
Smurfette’s body to be pulled forward away from the table. Her topless
body to bounce back causing her breast to wobble.

Ah, I see this episode was animated in Japan.

“Nooo!,” yelled Smurfette looking embarrassed. She had the urge to
cover herself, but couldn’t. There was a slight blush added to her blue
skin. Rina reached for Smurfette’s white panties. “Noo! Please not
them!,” pleaded Smurfette. The panties were jerked off without
resistance. Now Smurfette was completely nude for Gargamel to see. She
didn’t believe in shaving, and had let her blonde virgin forest grow
down south.

Well, no wonder all the male smurfs don’t want to have sex with her.

“Now Rina, Here’s I want you to do this next,” said Gargamel giving her
instructions. Smurfette’s eye’s got big in disbelief hearing them. “You
can’t do that! That’s disgusting! Why would you want to see that!?,”
she asked. Gargamel pointed to a pile of old nudie parchments next his
dirty unmade bed.

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?I know this isn’t face-meltingly disturbing, but I find the phrase “nudie parchments” to be as heinous and wretched and depraved as just about anything in FFF.

Some titles of them were showing { Dungeons, and
Boobs, Ye Old Torture Chamber, or Witches in heat }. There were images
of lesbian BDSM on the covers. ” Just a little fetish of mine,” said
Gargamel smiling.


Rina was a little hesitant, after all, this was her first time seeing
another Smurf herself. Gargamel pushed her forward with a big finger.
Then pushed her unto her knees in front of Smurfette. Tenderly, Rina
reached up parting Smurfette’s hairy vagina lips. She could see a little
pink bump at the top as Gargamel said.

I’m surprised to Gargamal discover knows more about the female vagina than most FFF writers.

This caused the bound blonde
Smurf to protest more, and try to wiggle her hips in hope to shake off
Rina’s hand. Rina leaned forward with her tongue out placing it on the
moist pink nub. There was a salty tang that wasn’t bad. She proceeded to
move her tongue tip lightly over Smurfette’s clitoris. Smurfette’s
pubic hair was course on her tongue.


?Also not technically disturbing, and yet the fact that someone wrote the sentence “Smurfette’s
pubic hair was course on her tongue” and I read it makes me want to tear my own head off and set it on fire.

Smurfette was at first feeling uncomfortable about having her pussy


Her private area was swelling, and started to throb from
pressure build up. Each of Rina’s tongue strokes seemed to bring her
relief of pleasure. Smurfette’s heart started to beat fast, and her
little nipples got hard as blueberries.

Blueberries aren’t particularly hard. I’d think sapphires would be a more accurate descriptiOH GOD WHY AM I MAKING HELPFUL SUGGESTIONS

She lifted her head up biting on
her lower lip. Opening, and closing her mouth in heavy gasping. “Uhnnn!
Yes! Right there!” escaped from her mouth unintentionally after a bit.
Smurfette didn’t have time to feel guilty. Rina had hit her secret sweet

Rina’s tongue started to explore more of Smurfette’s womanhood.
Starting from the outside to in. Smurfette’s pussy lips swollen open
like a flower now. Rina’s lips were almost French kissing them.

Huh. So the author knows what a clitoris is, but don’t know what a French kiss is? That’s kind of impressive, actually.

Smurfette’s moist pussy flaps were soft as butter.

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?Toht for the “Smurfette’s moist pussy flaps” and Head Asplode for the mind-shatteringly inappropriate adjective.

Rina sucked, and
nibble on them.

And spread them on toast

Looking up at the blonde Smurf’s reactions. Smurfette
seemed pleased with dazed eyes looking down.

Then Rina decided to make a cake, using milk, eggs, flour, and of course, Smurfette’s moist pussy flaps.

Rina’s tongue went deeper,
and deeper with each fast sloppy stroke.

Her lips were French kissing! Her tongue was sucking! Her nose was was playign with Smurfette’s rock-hard blueberry nipples!

Rubbing against Smurfette’s
unbroken hymen. Stretching it. Rina’s body also responded to this sexual
stimulation too. Her pussy, and nipples swelled to throbbing. Her pussy
juice was dripping from her snatch, down her thighs unto the human
table. Rina took her free hand to squeeze her harden nipples. That gave
them some relief, but caused her pussy to ache more. Her hand slid down
her body to between her thighs. She started to slowly play with her wet
cunt. A finger went in, and out of the slippery crevice to the knuckle.
Making squishy sounds.

As Gargamel was watching Rina eat out Smurfette. His penis was got hard
as a rock.

Or a blueberry.

This was better than paying a subscription to a crystal ball
porn site.


He worked out of his swollen member from his tunic to stroke
it back, and forth. There was something sexy about watching Rina’s nude
toned body muscles move.

Dude. One sexy lady, albeit blue and tiny, is performing cunnilingus on another tiny blue sexy lady, and you’re watching her back muscles? Seriously, you’re piling weird fetish on top of weird fetish here, Gargamel.

She moved her black hair over her shoulder to
the front. So Gargamel could watch her serpentine body.

What is this, a fucking Mad Libs? Did someone pick all these goddamned adjectives at random?

breasts were bouncing , and wiggling with each deep stroke of Rina’s
tongue. Gargamel could hear slurping noises from his Smurf slave.
Smurfette’s toes were curling up from this.

The wizard moved forward rubbing pre-cum on Rina’s exposed back.

Oh, I’m sorry, did you not realize Gargamel was going to join in?

Bringing his penis head down her spine to bump the crack of her cute
little ass a few times. Wishing that it would fit her small hole.
Smurfette’s body started to spasm in orgasms. Squirting her pussy juice
on Rina’s face.

As required by all fan fiction vaginas, code 186 section 24b.

“Okay Rina, time to get you hooked up,” said Gargamel.
With one last deep kiss, the black haired Smurf brought her mouth off of
Smurfette’s wet matted pussy, licking her lips. Smurfette’s hips tried
to go with her. There was a disappointed look on Smurfette’s face. Like a
child who had their toy taken away.

Or like an adult woman who suddenly ceased receiving quality oral sex. YOU DON’T NEED TO MAKE THIS SHIT GROSSER THAN IT IS, ASSHOLE

Rina put her silky black hair up into a bun. Showing her long thin
neck. Gargamel fitted a brown leather harness unto her. Straps circled
her shoulders, and arm pits. Also around the top of her thighs below her
groin. They connected together in the back to a large metal ring.
Rina’s large breast seemed to jut out more because of this.

My brain, because it generally tries to envision the things I read, immediately started to try and visualize this but started punching myself in the head until I stopped. I have quite the headache now, but the mission was successful, and for that I’m grateful.

while Gargamel ran to the kitchen, Rina stood watching Smurfette
recover from her orgasms. The blonde female Smurf was very sexy. Tied up
with her eyes closed, and huffy air out heavily. Smurfette was trying
to rub her wet thighs together, but couldn’t do it. Rina brought her own
hand to her pussy to finish herself. Gargamel returned in time to see
Rina fall to her knees in orgasm. Legs feeling to weak to stand. “I hope
you enjoyed yourself my dears. Now it’s my turn,” said Gargamel. He
started to slather some pig lard all over his penis for lubrication.
Then ran some all over Rina’ nude blue body. Gargamel picked Rina up by
the metal ring sitting her on top of his bucking penis. Like a cowboy
breaking a horse.

/continues savagely punching self in head

From past experience she laid flat wrapping her limbs
around it. Locking her feet together, and hands together. Fortunately,
Gargamel had a skinny penis. Unfortunatly, it was long. Gargamel started
stroking Rina’s lubed body up, and down the his shaft. He would say,
“Ooooo” Yeah! Tighten you grip, or loosen it a little. Use your tongue
more around that wart.” to her.

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Gargamel enjoyed seeing Rina’s shiny
greased ass wiggle. Her pussy would mush open, and close as she rode his

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Gargamel slid Rina under his penis. Letting her soft breast rub his
sensitive underside.

Gargamel is masturbating with a smurf. GARGAMEL IS MASTURBATING WITH A SMURF.

He brought her face up to under his penis head.
Letting her lick it around the circumcised ridge. Pre-cum was dripping
into her face. She had learned before how not to be smothered by it.

Smurfette watched in sick fascination as the old human, and young Smurf
had sex. Despite this, her body started to get aroused again. Her
thighs tried in vain again to come together. ‘If only my hands were
free,’ thought Smurfette with a whimper. Not to eascap, but to pleasure

You generally need a partner to eascap anyways, as well as a pair of snowshoes, a glass of orange juice, a Barbie doll, and a gun.

Gargamel knew he couldn’t last long, but a last minute thought occurred
to him. He reached over laying Smurfette’s table flat on it’s legs. The
bound Smurf’s large breasts rolled to the sides. Her nipples pointed up
like rockets ready to launch.

Like buttery, incandescent, magnanimous, blueberry rockets!

He then pulled Rina off his penis.
Placing her standing over Smurfette’s head. Gargamel had Rina get down
on all fours over Smurfette’s body in a sixty nine position. Both female
Smurfs could see each other’s dark blue swollen vaginas clearly now.
Smurfette was about to bring her tongue up into Rina’s pussy. When
Gargamel brought his throbbing penis up between her legs, and slid it
between their bodies. It forced Smurfette’s head to the side, so she
could breath.

/slams skull repeatedly in door frame, laughing maniacally

The penis was heavy on her, pressing her into the table.
“Hold unto her tight!,” said Gargamel to Rina, as he picked up the table
in a slant to match his turned up dick. Rina gripped Smurfette’s ass
over the penis, and tried to find something her toes could grip to.
Smurfette grabbed Rina’s ankles with her bound hands to help her.

And that’s how Gargamel came up with the idea for the Fleshlight!

Gargamel stroked his penis between the two female Smurfs. Such a
wonderful feeling of warm soft greased skin brought pleasure to him. It
was almost like real pussy he had once. If the Smurfs hadn’t ruined his
marriage to that princess. He could have had more.

Now, I’m almost positive that Gargamel’s marriage is Smurf apocrypha, and made up solely for this story. And yet, I’m genuinely interested to know how the Smurfs might have broken up his marriage. The potential for insanity there is quite astounding.

Gargamel could hear over the wet squishing sounds both Smurf girls
going,” Uh Uh Uh! Oh’ My God!, Uh’ Uh’ Uh’! Please No More! Uh, Uh,Uh!”
Gargamel kept imagining himself fucking the princess. Then about fucking
the ladies in his nudie parchments.

Sadly, the fact that Gargamel isn’t thinking about fucking smurfs here is possibly his best quality.

Till he felt himself ready to cum.
He increased his speed. Threatening the give the two female Smurfs a bad
case of road rash.

Because those smurfs were riding down Highway 1… Long Cock

Finally, at last, the pressure was released.
Gargamel brought his penis to stop between the female Smurfs’ bellies.
Cum started gushing out between their pressed flesh in all directions.
Smurfette could feel the hot sticky seed being pumped out from the
underside of Gargamel’s dick. With a slow pleasant pull, Gargamel left a
white sperm trail behind. Rubbing post cum on the top of Rina’s ass.
Rina rolled off Smurfette’s body to the side. Both Smurfs were on their
backs panting for air. Their breast bouncing, and wobbling. Neither were
able to move. Smurfette had gotten a big dose of cum in her face. She
tried to blow it out of her nose. This made cum bubbles. She tried to
blow cum off her lips, but the cum got into her mouth. Causing her to
sputter it out. She couldn’t see anything because her eyes were covered.

Here’s an artist’s rendition of what this might look like:



Smurfette could hear Gargamel panting close by her. “Well, I think we
should try that more often,” he said. Just then a loud crash came from
the door. Smurfette could hear Gargamel scream, and scramble around the
shack wildly. Whatever was going on made Smurfette afraid again.

You just spent the last five minute staring face first into a penis the length of your entre biody, Smurfette. Really, what’s left to be afraid of at this point?

could hear a window breaking, and Gargamel screaming in a distance.
There was a big hot nose sniffing at her. Then she felt someone untying
her wrist. A napkin wiped the cum out of her eyes. Standing next to her
was Soldier Smurf. He was wearing blue battle dress of the forest U.N.
with a bazooka over his shoulder.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

There was a short chewed cigar in his
mouth. “You okay Missy?,” he drawled from the side of his mouth.

“Well, I’m covered in the Smurf equivalent of about five gallons of decrepit wizard semen, so no, I don’t think I’m smurfing all right.”

Smurfette could see he wasn’t alone. Other forest creatures with blue
U.N. markings were around her. A big black bear was the one who sniffed
her before. “I’m fine, Thanks for rescuing me,” said Smurfette. There
was a bump that came from the small cage. Everyone turned to it. Soldier
Smurf point his weapon at it. “No!, No!, it’s okay!,” said Smurfette
jumping in front of him. Smurfette walked inside the cage seeing Rina
cowering in the corner. Smurfette held up her hands moving forward, and
with a reassuring voice said, ” It’s okay, everything is fine now.”
After some time Smurfette was able to hold Rina. She kissed the dark
haired Smurf on the lips saying,” Your coming home with me.”

The end. Ugh. Although I will say at least this story was about the cartoon Gargamel and not Hank Azaria from the live-action movie, because if I had to imagine this:


/sticks head in microwave, sets it on high