I Have a Bad Feeling About This

“This” being the Star Wars porn parody. Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer my pornography to be… arousing? Sexy? Appear to have more than one woman in it? And to all you who sent me this trailer saying it was funny — you’re fucking crazy. It’s not funny. Which I would be fine with — how many people watch porn for the chuckles, really — if, you know, it seemed even slightly erotic. Look, porn industry, the internet has mined all the humor out of A New Hope already. You’re not going to think of anything we haven’t already. So stop worrying about the jokes, and start worrying about how you can cram more women into the movie.

That was a poor word choice. My apologies. (Via Obvious Winner)