?? Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal
It’s a slow enough DVD Day that I almost skipped it, then I realized that if I didn’t do DVD Day I wouldn’t be able to tell you about the new Discworld movie hitting DVD, and I couldn’t let that happen. So: Going Postal, starring one of the dudes from Coupling. There’s a trailer here, if you’re interested.
? The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
It’s a Haruhi movie. That’s all I got. Sorry.
? Captain America
NOT THE NEW FILM. The 1992 one. Apparently, even by the meager standards of the 1992 Cap film this DVD is horribly bad, with a terrible transfer and in 4:3. Oh, and it’s sold on DVD-R, too.
? Dead Heat
On Blu-ray. Joe Piscopo and Treat Williams are cops… who are dead. THEY’RE ZOMBIE COPS. I love this movie, and am utterly bewildered it’s on Blu-ray. Bewildered, but immensely pleased.
? Aliens Vs. Avatars
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
? Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody
If you’re somehow not Star Wars-ed out after buying the Blu-rays — or if you didn’t buy the Blu-rays, but are looking to buy something Star Wars related but perhaps with more fucking — today’s your lucky day. There’s a SFW trailer here. Much like the actual Star Wars, it seems to only star only one female character. Porn industry, I admire your new-found attention to accuracy, but please. It’s porn. I’d much rather have several non-authentic female porn stars show up than a Porkins cameo, seriously.