Or at least the World’s Most Inappropriate Heroes to Invite to Your Children’s Birthday Party. I understand Spider-Man, Batman, another Spider-Man and Iron Man enjoy not battling villains and want to take advantage of a chance to cut loose a little, but I still don’t think that excuses them from dancing like this in front of kids. I mean, it’s primarily shaking their asses and gesturing at their crotches. And that’s it. There are no other moves, just ass-shaking and crotch-pointing. That can’t be appropriate, right? Someone needs to get this clip to JJJ, stat. Thanks to everyone who sent this tip in.
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.