Or at least the World’s Most Inappropriate Heroes to Invite to Your Children’s Birthday Party. I understand Spider-Man, Batman, another Spider-Man and Iron Man enjoy not battling villains and want to take advantage of a chance to cut loose a little, but I still don’t think that excuses them from dancing like this in front of kids. I mean, it’s primarily shaking their asses and gesturing at their crotches. And that’s it. There are no other moves, just ass-shaking and crotch-pointing. That can’t be appropriate, right? Someone needs to get this clip to JJJ, stat. Thanks to everyone who sent this tip in.