Beat Beat This @#$% Right Again

WARNING: This new trailer for The FP, the finest dystopian Dance Dance Revolution-themed gang war movie ever made, has about a tenth of a second of a bare breast in it, rendering it unsafe for work.

There’s only one thing that could make me feel better after the semi-official Transformers 4 announcement, and that’s a new redband trailer for The FP. Honestly, there is nothing — nothing — I don’t completely love about this movie. Just the idea of a DDR — excuse me, Beat Beat Revelation training montage makes me giddy with anticipation. The movie will actually hit theaters on March 16th, although not many of them. Assuming it comes to DC, I might do a Topless Robot movie meet-up, followed by a Topless Robot booze drink-up. Who’s interested?