WARNING: This new trailer for The FP, the finest dystopian Dance Dance Revolution-themed gang war movie ever made, has about a tenth of a second of a bare breast in it, rendering it unsafe for work.
There’s only one thing that could make me feel better after the semi-official Transformers 4 announcement, and that’s a new redband trailer for The FP. Honestly, there is nothing — nothing — I don’t completely love about this movie. Just the idea of a DDR — excuse me, Beat Beat Revelation training montage makes me giddy with anticipation. The movie will actually hit theaters on March 16th, although not many of them. Assuming it comes to DC, I might do a Topless Robot movie meet-up, followed by a Topless Robot booze drink-up. Who’s interested?
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.