Here’s a Really Tiny Look at the New TMNT Cartoon
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?NerdBastards has a slew of character stills from Nickelodeon’s upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon, including individual shots of the Turtles, Splinter, the designed-by-marketing-committee April O’Tomboy, Shredder, and The Kraang, who might be Krang or might be the new name of the race of aliens who look like Krang or whatever. I think the toys look better than the cartoon, but not so much that I’m going to lose any sleep over it.I decided to only post this one tiny group shot of the Turtles and April and Splinter, because then I only had to upload one image instead of several, or make a collage of them. Lazy? Absolutely. But you spend two and half hours commenting on an erotic Thomas the Tank Engine fan fic and see how your work ethic fares afterwards.
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