Movies, Nerdery

The Argument for Alien Turtles


Doug Walker, a.k.a. That Guy with the Glasses, has a pretty solid argument as to why we should let Michael Bay turn the TMNT into aliens. It’s well argued, but honestly, all I can think is how Walker sounds exactly like Weird Al when he gets too excited.

Also, Conan O’Brien managed to snag the first clip from the movie:

OH MY GOD THEY’RE NOT EVEN WEARING THEIR EYE MASK BANDANA THINGS. That said, it’s actually a little more accurate than I anticipated. (Via Nerd Bastards)

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.