Don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe for work. On the other hand, seeing Chyna covered in green paint as She-Hulk isn’t particularly safe for sanity, as she’s just as terrifying as I imagined she would be, meaning I retract nothing I said previously. I seriously don’t have any desire to see any of the Avengers have graphic sex with her. In fact, if they just want to immediately transfer her across town to the Fantastic Four XXX parody, that would be a-okay with me and my penis. Thanks to everyone who sent in the… er… tip.
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.