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Sega Just Added Tits to Super Monkey Ball

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In related news, Sega HAS LOST THEIR GODDAMN MINDS. Seriously, Sega is putting “adult” levels in its upcoming PS Vita version of Super Monkey Ball, in which the backgrounds appear to be images of Japanese bikini models, and also there are bikini-clad breasts on the game field to avoid/roll over/try to make a monkey in a plastic ball appear to motorboat. You can see both of these things very briefly in the above commercial, starring Japanese bikini model Yukie Kawamura.

So, yeah. Super Monkey Ball has tits now. I’m gonna go make a drink. (Via Gamma Squad)

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