The First Man of Steel Clip Shows Superman Thinking Big

What? You mean this isn’t a clip from Zack Snyder’s Superman movie reboot Man of Steel, but is instead a 5-minute video of a dude wearing an inflating latex Superman costume? Huh. My bad. Look, I know this video is old (like, a year old), but it’s absolutely horrible enough that it needs to be chronicled on TR. If the fact that the dude is wearing a ski mask doesn’t terrify you, or the way his super-briefs fly off at the 3:50 minute mark, then the knowledge that this video is almost certainly sexual in nature and that someone, somewhere, has masturbated to this should send you into a horrified Tuesday afternoon drinking spree. If so, I certainly welcome the company. (Via Geekologie)