Nerdery, TV

Time and Relative Dimension(s) in Vaginas



Someone made a Doctor Who-themed dildo, but at least they made a very clever one. When I first saw the headline over at iGeektrooper I was expecting a simple ribbed Dalek, or perhaps an oddly elongated TARDIS, but no — it’s actually the time vortex, with a tiny TARDIS inside, so ladies can replicate the opening Doctor Who credits in their vaginas! Brilliant! Weird, but still kind of brilliant! It’s called “The TARDIS Tickler,” but I really feel like it should be called “The Wife’s Doctor,” if you know what I mean. At any rate, my mind is actually boggling at all the Doctor Who-themed jokes this thing presents — ladies shouting “Geronimo!” and “Allons-y!” is merely the tip of the dildo iceberg — so I’ll leave it to you all to fill up the comments with them. So to speak.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.