Remember that video where the two sexy ladies had the sexy lightsaber fight? Well, Seth Green, his wife Clare Grant and her friend Rileah Vanderbilt made a sequel where they have a sexy Jedi bubblebath with Chewbacca and things get… uh… relevant to my interests. Good thing they’re not using those Laser Sabers, though — have you ever smelled a wet, burning wookiee? It is not pleasant, my friends. Makes the inside of a tauntaun smell like a goddamn bunch of roses. (Via Gorilla Mask)
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.