DVD Day: May 8th, 2012


? Underworld: Awakening

This is by far the #1 best-selling home video release of the week. If Avengers weren’t #1 at the box office, I think this would kind of depress me. There’s also a big pack of all four Underworld movies available, if you can’t find anyone to play your White Wolf games with you.
I enjoyed the first season of Chuck, skipped the second, watched the third and most of the fourth, but gave up on it again before season 5 started. Did I miss anything? Really?
On Blu-ray, as god intended. I don’t want to get melodramatic here, but Hulk Hogan threatening the Gremlins to start the movie up again changed my life.
One Tom Baker and two Sylvester McCoys respectively, if you only collect certain Doctors.
Obviously, there are people who like Tim and Eric, and people who don’t, and never the twain shall meet. So we don’t need to get into the “they suck ass”/”you’re too dumb to get them” nonsense. It’s DVD release listing. Let’s let it go at that.
? Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody
You can watch the safe for work trailer here. Reminder, this film doesn’t have Captain America in it for some reason, but it does have Spider-Man. Even ignoring the inclusion of former WWE wrestler-turned-terrifying-porn-star Chyna green as She-Hulk, I have my doubts that I would find this hardcore graphic fuck flick to be more sexually satisfying than the real Avengers movie. Just sayin’.