DVD Day: July 24th, 2012


? Star Trek: The Next Generation Season One

The remastered Blu-ray is here, and it’s gorgeous. I’m not a Blu-ray fanboy by any means, but seriously, the jump from the TNG DVDs to this thing is like the jump from VHS to DVD. It’s seriously that good looking.
A.k.a. as The Edition Without That One Prop Head That Looked Vaguely Like George W. Bush That the Producers Joked in the DVD Commentary Was Bush and That Fucked Everything Up So HBO Had to Release the Entire Set Again.

The documentary about the world’s greatest sushi chef and his 10-seat restaurant in a Tokyo subway.
Holy shit. There’s a director’s cut of that terrible Marlon Brando/Val Kilmer Dr. Moreau flick? Really? Does anyone know if it makes the movie more ludicrous? Because I’d genuinely like to see that.
I don’t know if this is a new set or just a re-release, and I can’t even be bothered to look at the actual Amazon product page to find out. Sorry.
Another movie about an attractive Japanese woman kicking people, this time in a ninja setting.
SyFy’s version of Moby Dick starring Danny Glover as Ahab and a dragon as a whale. Note to students: Watching this movie is not going to give you enough information to fudge your book report.
? The Dark Knight Rises XXX: A Porn Parody
Let’s see… there’s Movie Bane, Movie Joker, Poison Ivy possibly out of batman & Robin, Nightwing for some reason, and Batgirl, so… I dunno. It can’t possibly be as good as this, though. The SFW trailer on a NSFW site is here.