I know their Schwarzenegger movie musicals are considered Legolambs’ finest work, but I would like to put their new Expendables musical up for their new #1. Not only would the chorus make the perfect theme song for an Expendables cartoon (as tipster Terjay points out), but “PG-13 is for pussies” is the best lyric to any song I’ve ever heard in my entire life. And I own all three Lady Gaga albums!
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.