Miscellaneous, TV

Today Is a Very Good Day for Erotic X-Files Fan Fic Writers

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Sorry to post anything on celebrity gossip, but it seemed important to mention that Mulder and Scully are finally fucking each other. From Celeb Dirty Laundry:

Gillian Anderson isn’t wasting any time. Just as news breaks that she’s split from her boyfriend of six years, Mark Griffiths, CDL has learned that she’s living with her X Files co-star David Duchovny in Los Angeles. 
A source exclusively told CDL that David and Gillian have been in a serious relationship for some time now and she and her children are shacking up with the Californication actor.
Okay, so they’re at least living in sin, but since Duchovny is a recovering sex addict, I think we can all assume he and Gillian Anderson have gone to the X-Files section of AdultFanFiction.net, and are currently “rehearsing” some of the countless filthy sex stories written about them by fans. In related news, actor Mitch Pileggi was quoted as saying, “Do they need someone to play Skinner? Because I’m available.” (Via Warming Glow)

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