Miscellaneous, TV

Time and Relative Dimensions in Shagging


So apparently Britain had its own little porn parody renaissance back in 2006, if you can call a single porn parody of Doctor Who — non-cleverly titled Doctor Screw — as a renaissance. The gent they’ve got playing the Doctor (“He makes house calls!”) is like a thinner, non-bleached Guy Fieri, which is better than Guy Fieri, but still pretty gross. I do wonder though if the fact that he’s named Doctor Screw means the sonic screwdriver was renamed the sonic fuckdriver. Anyways, I’d be a little disturbed by all this, except that I just read a story about E.T.’s penis eating Elliott, so frankly I’m too dead inside to really feel much of anything. (Via iGeektrooper)

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.