Food & Drink, Toys

Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Vagina Bread

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I’m not a huge fan of empty carbs. It isn’t a fitness prejudice; rather, it’s a dislike of any food that traditionally relies on butter – which I find gross – to make it palatable. So there have been many times when, at family dinners, I’ve been handed a full plate and thought to myself, “fuck this dinner roll.”

I did not mean it literally.

 

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This is a thing in Japan, though, where it’s endorsed by virtual pop star Hatsune Miku. It’s described as “cherry blossom rain,” but seriously, I don’t think it’s a perverted stretch to read the subtext there.

 

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Dare I suggest that their advertising slogan should be “eat me”? I’d say you can’t lick this gimmick, except that maybe you’re supposed to.

h/t Timely-Tardis Lego via Laughing Squid

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist